justlyrics:

"Maps" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • egg-rolls:

    my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

    thestorygirl:

    nightmaresandsexyghouls:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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    OCTOBER IS HERE

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    wavesinjuly:

    suckmyphallus:

    getterbeam:

    imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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    Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

    svvitzerland:

    people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

    connorkawaii:

    "a female protagonist in assassin’s creed is historically inaccurate!"

    haha yeah because ancient aliens, conspiracies, and a war that has been going on for thousands of years yet still somehow remains secret to the outside world is totally accurate i mean we can have glowing magical objects which kill people and all kinds of stuff but a female with a knife is TOO far buddy TOO INACCURATE and TOOO UNSCIENTIFIC!!!!!!