duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image

lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

image

On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

image

A “male”:

image

Or even a lamp:

image

oh yes, especially a lamp.

image

WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

image

WHAT IS GOING ON

image

It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

theoppositeofsane:

youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.